The newest diet craze
I have discovered a way to motivate people to lose weight. All you have to do is try on bridesmaid dresses. Yes folks, it's that simple. Even men can benefit from this swift kick in the ass. While I was struggling to zip up an orange disaster I almost ran out of the dressing room with nothing but a thong on, and drove straight to the gym. Instead, when I peeled the dress off I was frozen with fear. The lovely
lighting that they had chosen managed to show every ripple and dimple of fat.
Watch out spinning class, here I come
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