Mensa, here I come!
How stupid am I? I bought a Mounds candy bar because I thought it was the one with the almonds. Why? Because, in my head Mounds=mounds of almonds. Never mind the fact that it was sitting right next to the Almond Joy.
This stupid moment is still beat by my most stupid moment ever:
I was sitting in my friends car (in high school) at a gas station. He was pumping gas and he leaned over and asked "what time is it?" I looked at the clock/radio and responded "9:71" (a popular New York radio station). I have yet to live that one down.