The Post Where I make a Lot of Enemies
Keeping in tradition with the name of my blog, here, in no particular order, are a list of things that I HATE.
. NO ONE should be wearing straight or tapered leg pants. NO ONE!
8)Hunting- Hey, lets kill an innocent creature! Sounds like fun! Pussies.
10)People who don't buckle their kids in. It doesn't matter that you are a "good" driver, asshole.
11)Cancer. Fuck you cancer
12)People who don't pick up their dog's poop. Do you think I like doing it? No. But, I do it so that our dogs can keep what little privileges they have left in NYC.
13)Law & Order
. I don't know why, I just do.
15)The fact that I can't work.
16)McDonalds. Pure Evil.
17)When people get YOUR and YOU'RE mixed up. YOU'RE means YOU ARE. YOUR is the possessive.
18)George W. Bush
20)Religion. Man made. Built by guilt and fear. You don't need to practice "religion" to be close with God.
21)Racism. You're going to bake your self in the sun to turn brown, and yet you hate black people? Yea, that makes a whole lot of sense.
24)This country's obsession with working all of the time. Work should be PART of your life, not your WHOLE LIFE.
25)When people make stupid faces when they sing. Is that really necessary?
26)DJ's who won't play requests. Hey buddy, if no one is dancing, do you think maybe you should play one of the 20 songs we have requested?
28)People who let their children eat crap and play video games because they are too lazy to prepare wholesome food or entertain their children.
30)My lack of money
31)Not being a good writer. I have so many thing I want to say, I just don't know how to express them properly.
34)People who take on something huge in their lives like having a baby or adopting a dog without educating themselves first. If you were buying a car you'd do the fucking research first, right?
35)The packaging on CD's. What the fuck?
36)Got Milk? Ads.
37)Our government's relationship with certain companies and lobbyists that leads to the misleading and deception of the American public.
40)My addiction to sugar
41)The general public's lack of education about nutrition.
43)Stepping in cat vomit
44)Scooping the kitty litter
45)Washing the dishes
46)People who don't recycle. Selfish mother fuckers.
48)Chunks of tomatoes on my pizza.
49)People who press the elevator button more than once thinking that it will make the elevator come faster.
50)Bras. I don't wear them.
51)Underwear. I do wear them, but I hate it.
53)Uggs. They're fucking ugly people! Stop wearing shit just because it's trendy.
54)Mother nature, for only making two seasons this year (HOT and COLD), and for making me DESPERATELY want a baby.
55)Renee Zelweger's squinty face. Un-purse your lips and open your eyes for Gods sakes.
56)Not knowing how to end this post.
Ah, let the lambasting begin.
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