I should think you can hate the French without anyone's assistance. Them and their damn delectable, thigh-expanding cuisine...
"donkey punch hot lunch snowball" I don't know whether to laugh or be completely aroused by that one. So, according to your earlier list, this combination would involve a dude fucking a girl doggy style, stickin' it in her ass just before squirty time, and then punchin' her in the back of the head. THEN, she gives him head while he craps on her tits. Then he shoots in her mouth and she kisses it back into his mouth.
I don't know if it's a realistic combination. Actually, from the order of things, I think there's a rusty anchor involved here, too.
