Ace Ventura, crappy driver
First of all:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOE
You should give lessions on how to be a friend. You are amazing.
Second, we had to rush Mookie to the doctor tonight. I think he'll be OK. Keep your fingers crossed.
And lastly, yesterday while walking to the dog park I was crossing the street when a car almost hit me.
I yelled "we have right of way, DICK!" while giving the driver my "I'm going to pull you out of the car and analy violate you with this broken beer bottle" faceI'm almost positive the person driving the car was Jim Carrey.
Seriously, leave me a message! .