Wednesday, August 17, 2005

29 Comments:

Commented by  Elizabeth:

I beg to differ.

Welcome home.

10:16 AM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

Old? lol. No, your not old. Old is, well, over 100. Thats old. I think. My body begs to differ though.

10:53 AM 

Commented by  Spurious Nurse:

Nuh-uh. Sorry. 126 is old. You're just a baby.

11:14 AM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

Not as old as me!
And you never will be. :P

11:16 AM 

Commented by  Weetzie:

nope you are NOT old...I am old!

11:58 AM 

Commented by  Random and Odd:

OH shut up!

I'm old and I feel old. How about THEM apples!!

12:22 PM 

Commented by  Unknown:

You are SO not old.

I'm old.

12:50 PM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

Bullhonky.

1:34 PM 

Commented by  Kranki:

Old but FABULOUS!

1:51 PM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

Happy happy birthday, baby!

2:05 PM 

Commented by  c:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Old. *snort* That's a good one!

Happy Birthday, ye of young age!

2:07 PM 

Commented by  LadyBug:

Happy Birthday to youuuuuu
Happy Birthday to youuuuuu
You don't looooook like an old chiiiick
And I bet you don't smell like one eitheeeeer

Okay, so it doesn't rhyme, but it's your personalized spin-off of the "you look like a monkey" birthday song.

Happy Birthday, hon.

2:12 PM 

Commented by  TheStolenOlive:

Is today your birthday? We must be twins! Today is my birthday too. The Big 3-1.

Happy Birthday Torrie

2:37 PM 

Commented by  Katy Barzedor:

Happy Birthday!

Who's the boss?

TORRIE!

(and please...spare me the "old" talk lest I throw my shotglass of Geritol at you)

3:09 PM 

Commented by  Candy:

You are so not old, you are young and lovely and luscious.

Happy birthday my darling internet wife, many many many butt gropes are coming your way.

3:56 PM 

Commented by  Joseph:

Shut! Up! You are not old...you are luscious goodness to the eyes and by the count of 3 you better start humping...

1

2

3

HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!

5:26 PM 

Commented by  eclectic:

Hope it's a wonderful day that's looking forward to a great year ahead for you, Torrie. And as soon as Bucky gives me back my Geritol, I'll throw a shot at you, too!

5:29 PM 

Commented by  Closet Metro:

You're not old. But you're catching up. ;)

11:14 PM 

Commented by  Susie:

Happy Birthday, you baby girl.

I AM OLD. I AM THE OLDEST.

You are a baby.

11:37 PM 

Commented by  Squirl:

Sorry Susie, but you're not the oldest. I am. Torrie, if you're old then I'm dead. And I know I'm not dead because I spent 3 1/2 wonderful hours in MOMA today. Ichabod and I had a great time. Thanks for the tickets. I hope you have a very, very wonderful birthday.

12:31 AM 

Commented by  Nilbo:

Yeah, screw yez all, I'm the oldest, and it pains me to see all you young chicks grabbing for that particular tarnished brass rig.

As for you, Miss Pissypants whiny "I'm old" doofus, you can kiss my wrinkled, geriatric arse.

You want the Fountain of Youth? I got it right here. Bend down, purse your lips at the source, and promise you'll take a good long swallow.

You want to complain about old age creeping up on you? I frigging volunteer. I qualify, and I'll creep up on you like nobody ever has.

12:58 AM 

Commented by  Whyme:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

9:38 AM 

Commented by  Effie:

Happy b-day Torrie!

10:14 AM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

You are SO NOT old. Crazyhead. Happy Birthday love!

11:40 AM 

Commented by  ALRO:

Old?? ha! 22 years old isn't old!! ;) Happy Birthday kiddo!

Now i'm old.. pushing 36 .. phew.. dunno how i'm gonna make it..

Pass the beer.. ;)

Cheers.

9:09 PM 

Commented by  Charlotte in Pa:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sheesh... I'm always the last to know. You need to advertise this stuff.

12:06 AM 

Commented by  Torrie:

I'm 29, not 22.

4:41 PM 

Commented by  Anonymous:

Hm.. Yeah. That's old. [emoticon]

10:26 AM 

Commented by  Annejelynn:

mmmkay, I got 'er written down now in the ol' calendar... "Torrie" on the 17th of August...

1:18 PM 

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