Vic TORRIE a's Secret
So, while in Cleveland the husband and I were walking around a mall and we happened upon a Victoria's Secret store. We decided to go in and have a look around and see if they had anything that got us going. Nod, nod. Wink, wink.
After looking through the entire store we decided that Victoria's Secrect had apparently turned into Fredrick's of Hollywood, and started to walk towards the exit.
Suddenly there was a tall blonde sales person standing in front of us, obviously hungry for a sale. She eyed my chest while fingering a bra.
"Have you tried our new Ipex bra?"
"They're really fantastic"
"I don't wear bras"
"Even people who don't wear bras love them"
"Uh, I really don't...."
"They're our top seller. Everyone loves them!"
"Um, I don't need a bra. My breasts are really firm." (Hoping she would take the hint)
"It's a great bra for post-op."
It was at this point that my mouth dropped open and the husband and I exchanged shocked looks.
"Um, yeah... No thanks."
We fled the store.
"Did she just accuse me of having breast implants?"
"There are worse things to be accused of."
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